Is it Grim Up North - City At Wembley

Last updated : 31 May 2018 By CNS Sport

So this is it, the last blog of the season. And where more fitting than the home of football?

Have I been here before?

Yes. For a rather inconsequential England U21 victory over Portugal U21 in 2008.

And again last year for the Pisspot Trophy final, the only bright spot of the shitshow that was last season. A glorious 2-1 victory against Oxford featuring a stupendously good goal from George Thomas. What a day.

The town

A large but incongruous suburb of North West London, notable pretty much just for being the home of the national stadium. Probably the only places I’ve been to where people need reminding not to spit on the floor.