Asking a Leicester fan who their Johnston Paint opponents are.
Fretting about whether a striker will sign or not
Avoiding Administration
Pre-season friendlies Abroad
Liking a Cov Band apart from The Enemy
Posting inane drunken drivel late at night on message boards
Buying a season ticket
Having gigs at your ground
Showing your kids where Highfield Road was.
Being a Spanish Sportsman.
Wearing clothes you feel comfortable in
Knowing a Soccerette contestant
Flying to Matches
Drinking Wine
NOT
Having Noel Whelan cook for you
Signing anyone desperate for a few quid
Complaining about noise levels at the Cov Festival
Posting on message boards when you don't know all the facts
Home Friendlies
Worrying about your carbon foot print
Drinking Smoothies
Trying to pass your ground off as a summer conference centre
Wearing Designer Clothes
Watching Big Brother in the hope that Bex will flash her bits.