Lets All Sing Together (Or Maybe Not)

Last updated : 08 November 2012 By Covsupport News Service

Doing the rounds on social media at the moment is a thing called Politically Correct Football Chants where by footy songs and chants are turned PC.

Here's a few that made us laugh:

"My old man, said "be a Leicester fan". I said "no thanks father, that's a rather stupid idea don't you think?"

"Chim Chiminey, Chim Chim Cheroo - We have a strong disliking for a team in claret and blue."

"I believe your club is situated in a small part of your nearest competitor's geographical area."

"Until your town gets the urban regeneration scheme it badly needs, I want to go home"

"You were winning 2 nil, but you seem to have made a couple of costly errors that have changed the score-line."

"you're going home via the emergency services."

"When your team was ahead you began to rejoice in song, alas now that we have equalised, you have stopped."

"In deprived parts of liverpool, you're forced to look through refuse containers in order to provide substinance."

"You only appear to express your vocals when your team are leading this contest."

"The Person Adjudicating This Sporting Activity Is One Whom Masturbates Vigorously."

"it doesn't appear that you've sold many tickets for this game, do you need to sack your marketing staff?"

"Please could you reveal your identity as we don't have a clue."

"I'm sorry Marlon, but the woman has declined your offer."

"you are a by product of digestion and you are aware of it."

"He's of rotund shape such that if he fell, he would return to a standing position, Micky Quinn Micky Quinn."

"We are able to observe your stealth like manner of exiting the stadium."

"Due mainly to the financial disparity between our two clubs, it seems unlikely we shall meet in future."

"Your support is...not all its cracked up to be."

"You are under the impression that your chaps have added to their score but you are alas mistaken."