With rumours abounding that some Norwich fans unable to get tickets in the home areas for Saturday's game between Norwich City and Coventry City, have got hold of tickets for the visitors section, we thought we give you a few not to be taken seriously pointers so you can establish if you are sat next to a Norwich fan or not.
1 If you ask them to name a Radio Norwich presenter and they come up with someone other than Alan Partridge. Aha they are probably a Norwich fan.
2 If they confess to a dislike of tractors then they are probably a Norwich fan.
3 If they have a smell of mustard about them, they are probably a Norwich fan.
4 If they have no idea what a batch is, they are probably a Norwich fan.
5 If they are yelling "City Reject" and it's not aimed at Elliott Ward, they are probably a Norwich fan.
6 if it's a warm day and they are sat with a coat on which is zipped or buttoned up in a bid to conceal something, then they are probably a Norwich fan.
7 If they have the slightest idea as to what scrimmage is, in relation to Norwich's club song, they are probably a Norwich fan.
8 If they start singing about once being the second biggest city in England, they are probably a Norwich fan.
9 If they go off the deep end when you quote restaurant critic AA Gill's quote about Norfolk as "A poverty-bitten place, keeping up its stained trousers with baler twine” or “If Norfolk didn’t exist, we would have to make it up, and then regret it” then they are probably a Norwich fan.